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Di Ako Na Ka Una - Im Not the first One



Bisaya Version:


On wedding night, man asks wife: “Abe nako pirst boyprin ko nimo? nganong dili naman ka birjin?”
WIFE: “Ikaw jud akong pirst boyprin,,ang uban, costumers ra to nako pod. Honest pa, More pa!” nyahahaha




Tagalog Version:

Nang gabi nayun, ang lalaki nag tanung sa kanya asawa: "akala ko unang boypren mo ako? bakit di kana birgen?"
Asawa: "Ikaw naman talaga una kong boypren eh", yung iba mga customer ku lang yun!.
Hahahaha.


English Version:

In the night after the wedding the husband confronts her wife says "I thought I'm your first boyfriend? but why is it that you no longer a virgin?
Wife: "Yes, you are my first boyfriend ", in fact those other guys are only my customers. Hahahaha

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