1. Why is Brain Like This? You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
2. Take Advantage
Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
...Next Day...
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
Mom:...
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3. Two Schoolmate joking and teasing
Peter : your teeth is like our exams
Bruno: How come why?
Peter: see your teeth is"on seat apart"
Bruno:Same as yours
Peter: and why? your teeth is like "Feel in the blanks"
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4. Wife's Birthday
JUAN: Its my wife's birthday
PEDRO: So whats your gift to her?
JUAN: I've ask her what she likes
PEDRO: Then what she said?
JUAN: Anything that has diamond
PEDRO: And then what you give to her?
JUAN: Playing cards!!!
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