You can't stop laughing Bisdak to English Jokes
A fast beating heart doesn't
always mean Love...
A blushing face is not always
a sign that your inlove
sometimes HUBOG LANG! hahaha
*Englih Version
What is Love
A fast beating heart doesn't\nalways mean Love...
A blushing face is not always
A sign that your inlove\nsometimes It's just drunk! hahaha
Lolo and Lola having their breakfast in bed after s3x.
Lola: Kahibaw ka handtod karun nanginit gihapon akong dughan.
Lolo: Alangan man og dili mo init imo 2toy na ka tunlob man sa kape,
English Version
Granpa and Grandma having their breakfast in bed after s3x.
Grandma: You know what my breast still in hit after what we did.
Granpa: Off course it still in hit look at your breast it touches the coffee you've drink.
Cofeee:\nGranpa and Grandma having their breakfast in bed after s3x.\nGrandma: You know what my breast still in hit after what we did.\nGranpa: Off course it still in hit look at your breast it touches the coffee you\'ve drink.
Isa ka adlaw usa ka lalaki na paskil of Ad sa classifieds: "Wife Wanted"
Kina ugmaan nakadawat og daghan sulat. Og parehus tanan ila sulti "Pwede akong asawa"
English Version*
A man inserted an "ad" in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."\nNext day he received a hundred letters.\nThey all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Boy: "70 grado naku sa math"
Father: "Nganu man"
Boy: "Ang maestra nisulti pila 3 x 2, ingun ko "6"
Father: "Btaw sakto man!"
Boy: "Human nangutan napod siya usab 2 x 3?"
Father: "Unsa man diay kalahian ana?"
Boy: "Mao btaw pod na ako tubag!"
English Vesrion*
Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the fucking difference?"
Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"
Boyet: Taga-an ka naku og 10 Pesos kun makasaka kadinha sa flagpole
Inday: OO cg
Inday: Ma Ma kadtong bata gi tagaan ko 10 Pesos pasak-on rako sa flagpole
Mama: Naunsa man ka na, mi lantaw to sa imo panty.
-Pagka ugma-
Boyet: Gaan tika 20 Pesos kun makasaka ka dinha sa flagpole
Inday: Oo ba!
Inday: Ma Ma kadto bata gi gaan ko 20 Pesos pasak-on sa flagpole, pero karun ako siyang naisahan, kay nisaka ko wala ko ga panty.
Mama: BUTANGI!
*English Version
Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
...Next Day...
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
Mom:...
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