Makalingaw makawala sa laay
1. ANDIR-DI-SAYA
Kulas: Bay Tasyo, matod sa mga silingan andir-di-saya man kuno ka.
Tasyo: Unsay andir-di-saya nga bag-o lang nakong gikasab-an ang akong misis!
Kulas: Ngano man?
Tasyo: Gisugo man ko niya sa pamalantsa. Mao nga akong gisinghagan ug UNYA RA KAY MAGLUTO PA KO!!
* English Version *
Kulas: Bro Tasyo, our neighbor said that you're frighten and scared with your wife!, It's that true?
Tasyo: No! it's not true, actually I just shouted my wife.
Kulas: Why?
Tasyo: She told me to iron our clothes! I shouted at her telling, "Wait until I've done cooking."
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2. BATI’G NAWNG NAOG
Driver: Palihug lang beh, katong mga bati’g nawng, naog na kay naay checkpoint sa unahan.
(Usa ka pasahero nitubag): Unya boss, kinsa nama’y mo-drive?
* English Version *
Driver: Excuse me people! those who are ugly looking can get down the vehicle now, there is a checkpoint ahead.
(One of the passengers says): But boss driver, who will take the wheel and drive?
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