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Doctor og ang Lola - Doctor and Grandma Jokes



Bisaya Version

Babaye: Patsek-ap mi Dok.
Doktor: Sige huboa ang panty ug bra unya higda.
Babaye: Dili man ako, ang ako mang Lola.
Doktor: Sige Lola, ginhawa og lawom!
Lola: Di ko maghubo Dok?
Doktor: Ginhawa! Gahig ulo!


Tagalog Version:

Babae: Doc, papa check up po.
Doctor: Sige maghubad kana bra at saka panty tapos humiga ka.
Babae: Hindi naman ako Doc, ang Lola ko po.
Doctor: Sige Lola, huminga ng malalim.
Lola: Hindi ako maghuhubad Doc?
Doctor: Huminga ng malalim tigas ng ulo!


English Version:

Girl: Doctor, I need a checkup.
Doctor: Ok, take off your bra and panty and lie down.
Girl: Not me Doc, my Grandma will.
Doctor: Ok Grandma, breath deeply.
Granpa: Am I not going to lie down Doc?
Doctor: Just breath deeply don't be a hard head.

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