Bisaya Version:
ATTY: asa ka pagkahitabo sa rape?
JUN: sa kamaisan
ATTY: nag-unsa ka didto?
JUN: nalibang!
ATTY: pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?
JUN: naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa?… .Ayaw pagbugal-bugal torni uy!
Tagalog Version:
Atty: Saan ka sa araw na pag rape?
Jun: Doon sa kamaisan
Atty: Anu ginawa mo doon?
Jun: Tumatae
Atty: Ilang hakbang ang layu(arm length) mo mula sa pangyayari.
Jun: Meron bang tumata-e nag susukat ng hakbang?
English Version:
Atty: When where you during the incident?
Jun: I was in the cornfield
Atty: What are you doing in the cornfield?
Jun: I taking a poo
Atty: How may meters away were you in vicinity of the incident?
Jun: For God sake, how could I measure my distance in meters if I'm taking a poo?
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