Take Advantage Interview Jokes
Bisaya Version:
Usa ka boss mi-interview sa upat ka babaye ug gihatagan ug usa ka pangutana para sa ilang upat....
Boss: A woman normally have lips in two different places. What is the difference between the two?
Girl 1: Ang usa daghang buhok, ang usa wala.
Boss: ok....good!
Girl 2: Ang usa makasulti, ang usa dili.
Boss: that's better.
Girl 3: Ang usa vertical ug ang usa horizontal.
Boss: hmm.. clever!
Girl 4: Ang usa para sa akong pagkaon, ang usa naman para sa akong boss.
Tagalog Version:
Isang boss nag i-interview sa apat na babae, at bawat isa nila binigyan isang katanungan.
Boss: Ang babae may dalawang labi nasa magka-ibang position, anu ang pagkaka-iba sa nila.
Girl 1: yung isa maraming buhok, at yung isa ay wala.
Boss: Ok... Good!
Girl 2: Yung isa makapagsalita, at yung isa hindi.
Boss: that's better.
Girl 3: Yun isa paharang, at yung isa paharap
Boss: hmm.. clever!
Girl 4: Ang isa para sa pagkain ko, at yun isa para sa Boss ko.
Boss: You are hired!!!
Boss: You are hired!!!
English Version:
A boss interviews 4 women and ask them each single question .
Boss: A woman normally have lips in two different places. What is the difference between the two?
Girl 1: The one with hair and the other one does not have hair.
Boss: Ok... Good!
Girl 2: The one can speak while the other one doesn't speak.
Boss: that's better.
Girl 3: The one is vertical and the other is horizontal
Boss: hmm.. clever!
Girl 4: The one is for eating, and the other is for you boss.
Boss: You are hired!!!
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