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Kuripot Kaayu na Byuda - Greedy Widowed Wife

One of the best BISDAK pinoy jokes of all time

Nabukol - Swell in the head

Bisaya Version:


Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot. When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.
The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words."
She said: "Pwede ba 2 words lang? "Tanoy dead""
Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words jud ang minimum."
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, para sulit jud, ibutang nimo,

"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE " 




Tagalog Version
Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot. When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.
The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words."

she said: "Pwede ba 2 words lang? " Tanoy dead"
Ad taker: "No maam. 5 words jud ang minimum"
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, para sulit, pakilagay nalng,

"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE " 

English version

Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot. When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.
The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words."

She said: "Is it ok two words only? "Tanoy dead""
Ad taker: "No maam, 5 words is the minimum."
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, to save, just put the words
"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE " 



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