Learn The Bisaya Language: October 2017

Bisaya Version:

On wedding night, man asks wife: “Abe nako pirst boyprin ko nimo? nganong dili naman ka birjin?”

WIFE: “Ikaw jud akong pirst boyprin,,ang uban, costumers ra to nako pod. Honest pa, More pa!” nyahahaha

Kuripot Kaayu na Byuda - Greedy Widowed Wife

One of the best BISDAK pinoy jokes of all time

Nabukol - Swell in the head

Bisaya Version:

Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot. When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.

The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words."

She said: "Pwede ba 2 words lang? "Tanoy dead""

Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words jud ang minimum."

After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, para sulit jud, ibutang nimo,

"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE "

Sa Baylihan - Dance Floor Jokes

One of the best BISDAK pinoy jokes of all time.

Sa Baylihan - Dance Floor Jokes

Bisaya Version:

Sa usa ka baylihan, dihay usa ka gwapong laki ni dool sa usa ka babae og gipangutani ang babae; mosayaw ka dai?

Ang babae perting lipaya nga dihay laki mi dool og makig sayaw ka niya;

Babae: "Oo" musayaw ko.

Lalaki: Maayo hinoon, pwede naku kwa-on imong gilingkuran ig sayaw nimo?

Pasweto Swetohay - Pretending and Assuming

One of the best BISDAK pinoy jokes of all time

Pasweto Swetohay - Pretending and Assuming

Bisaya Version:

Tasyo: Unsa may pangalan sa operasyon para sa appendicitis?

Jose: Sayon ra ana. Apendectomy!

Tasyo: Sa tonsillitis?

Jose: Di, tonsillectomy.

Tasyo: Sa Bad Breath?

Jose: Way operasyon para sa bahog baba, Bay!

Tasyo: Naa Bay. Gitawag kana og "Dont Talk To Me!"

Kugmo - Booger Jokes

One of the best BISDAK pinoy jokes of all time

Kugmo - Booger

Bisaya Version:

KUGMO

Mahibaw-an nimo imong sakit pina-agi sa imong kugmo.
Kung tam-is, DIABETIC
Kung aslom, HYPER-ACIDIC
Kung pait, SAKIT SA ATAY
kung tilawan nimo, naa kay sakit sa utok.

Nabukol - Swell in the head

One of the best BISDAK pinoy jokes of all time

Nabukol - Swell in the head

Bisaya Version:

Kulas: Nganong nabukol man na imong ulo, Bay?

Badoy: Nangharana man gud ko gabii didto sa ilang Marilou, Bay Kulas. Pagsugod nako'g kanta, giitsahan dayon ko ni Marilou ug buwak.

Kulas: Pero nganong nabukol man ka?

Badoy: Ang buwak gisud man gud ug kaang.

Sa baka Lang Na - To the Cows

One of the best BISDAK pinoy jokes of all time

Sa Baka Na lang

Bisaya Version:

Conduktor : Sibog-sibog gamay kay mularga na ta. Kanang imong anak, 'Noy, sa BAKA lang na.
Amahan : Nabuang na! Nisakay gani mi kay nagdali unya sa BAKA na
hinuon nimo pasakyon akong anak ?!!!

Tagalog Version:

Conduktor: Urong lang po tayu ng kunti. Yun anak mo po tatang! sa baka (Baka means Cow in bisaya) na lang yan.
Tatay: Sira kaba! sumakay nga kami dahil nag mamadali tapos pasakayin mo yun anak ko sa
Baka?

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Joke Joke Jokes

This will Make Your Day.

1. Why is Brain Like This? You have two parts of brain, 'left' and 'right'. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

2. Take Advantage

Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.

Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)

Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!

...Next Day...

(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!

Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)

Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.

Mom:...

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3. Two Schoolmate joking and teasing
Peter : your teeth is like our exams
Bruno: How come why?
Peter: see your teeth is"on seat apart"
Bruno:Same as yours
Peter: and why? your teeth is like "Feel in the blanks"