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Imahination Milyunario / A Dream to be Millionarie

One of the best BISDAK pinoy jokes of all time


Bisaya version

Teacher: Ok class… Imagina na milyonaryo mo tanan karon. Isulat ang storya sa kinabuhing milyonaryo.

(wala mag suwat si Pedro)
Teacher: O Pedro, nganong wala man ka gasulat?
Pedro: Ah, kuwan Ma'am, gahuwat man gud ko sa akong sekretarya ma'am. Siya ra akong pasuwaton.


Tagalog version

Teacher: Ok class, isipon ninyo na milyonario kayu ngayun. Isulat ninyu ang kwentu ninyung milyunario.

(hindi sumulat si Pedro)
Teacher: O Pedro, bakit hindi ka nagsulat?
Pedro: Ah, ganito poh, maam hinihinatay ko pa kasi ang sekretaria ko ma'am. Siya lang magsulat para sakin.


English version

Teacher: Ok class, think that all of you are millionaires today.
Write your millionaire story.

(Peter is not writting)
Teacher: O' Peter, why arent you writting your story as a Millionaire?

Peter: Ah maa'm, I waited for my secretary to come and write the story for me.





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